Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts

* God made the back to suit the burden.

* It is never too late to do good.

* A good thing is improved by increasing it.

* Though honey is sweet, one should not lick it off thorns.

* From strong relationships often comes great grief.

* I love you, you can live in my heart, and I won't charge you rent.

* What is nearest the heart is usually nearest the lips.

* Marry in haste and be sorry at your leisure.

* A busy mother makes a lazy daughter.

* What can you expect from a pig but a grunt.

* If you put a silk dress on a goat, he is still a goat.

* You will never miss the water till the well runs dry.

* Humor is a rubber sword, it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

* Grief, tragedy, and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end.

* When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world.

* Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.

* Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.

* Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

* Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

* Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes along.

* Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

* By degrees the castles are built.

* Better own a little than want a great deal.

* The well fed don't understand the wants of the hungry.

* A little pleases a poor man.

* There is nothing in this world as bad as going to hell.

* Pride is the author of every sin.

* It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead.

* There,s no repentance after death.

* Even if you loose all, keep your good name.

* The person who brings a story to you will take two away from you.

* Leave the bad tale where you found it.

* Seeing ourselves as others see us will not do much good because we will not believe what we see.

* Wisdom knows what to do; skill knows how, virtue does it.